Takeover Thursdays – Snooki

First of I have to admit I follow this chick on Twitter. It was fun at first but now it’s boring, her life is nothing but beating the beat up or making sure her puff is right. Seriously Snooki how many times can you talk about beating the beat up????


This will probably come off as hating, but why does this chick get any shine? I can’t front, Jersey Shore was definitely entertaining but this fist pumping troll is the worse! Her claim to fame is getting knocked the f**k out, albeit by a dude but still. The moment is over and I am still trying to figure when her 15 minutes will be over. Let’s go thru her list of achievements for the hell of it:

1. Managed to show her thong on tv every week
2. She was drunk off her ass every episode (except after she was knocked out)
3. From what I saw no matter how hard she tried she could not give the pu$$y away.
4. She can’t take a punch, lol. I know not fair
5. She managed to make her dumbass puff famous, WTH!

This chick is worthless and barely entertaining, but she has fans who love her. I heard Nicole Ritchie’s bum ass was looking for her to hangout. Is it really that bad Nicole Richie? I know Paris dumped you and all but damn.

I need Snooki aka Treasure Troll to take it down a notch; I don’t know how much longer we can take this chicks antics. They got this trash out at every event and talk shows talking about beating the beat up; GTFOH with that shit! I can’t wait to see the next time someone beats her as up.

I’ll give Snooki credit for one thing; she is riding this opportunity until the wheels fall off. She already got naked pics of herself floating around; of course she is denying they are her. If they are fake, I will be even more mad that someone took the time to sit down and Photoshop her head on someone else’s body. Damn you computer nerds, sitting around OD’ing off of Red Bull; LOL!

In all honesty I really can’t blame Nicole Polizzi aka Snooki aka “The Ultimate Guidette”. It’s OUR fault she is even getting any shine, we love to watch her reckless behavior. It’s all about tuning in to see how crazy she can be; one episode she is dancing doing cartwheels and flashing everyone the next episode she got knocked the f**K out. So what does that say about us?

When happened to watching a fictional family like the Cosby’s or tuning in every week to watch ER and see how crazy the next emergency was going to be? Now it’s all about this fake reality! There is nothing real about the Snooki or the whores on “For the Love of Ray J”; actually you can throw Ray J’s punk ass in that crowd as well. No way in hell this kat would still be walking the earth if he released a tape of him smashing my daughter (or sister) from behind! Was it Ray J or Kim K who released the tape???? Oh well, in this new age of television everything goes!

What scares me is that our thirst for this “reality” has grown at such a tremendous rate and it doesn’t seem to be slowing down. What will the networks come up with next to develop the next Snooki sensation? How far away are we from watching live executions or games where the loser not only loses the game but their life as well? At this rate movies like “Running Man”, “Gamer” and “Death Races” will be a REALITY!

But I digress; I never intended to hate Snooki. I was minding my business flipping thru the channels when this nasty troll popped upon my TV. I just need to turn the television off…. Yeah right!!!

Snooki no hard feelings, I am just angry some times….

As always….
If there is something to be said, “It’s On Broadway” to step up and say it!!!

One comment

  1. THE_REAL_BUD · March 5, 2010

    Um, I follow her also. She is on the soon to be cut-list.
    She Definitely needs to get everything in while she can.

    The 2nd season of Jerz Shore should have been a split cast.
    Half of the original season 1 crew and Half of a new group.

    Good post bro, keep up the good work.


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