Feet and I do not get along, and I don’t know when this started I just know we ain’t all that cool. For the most part it doesn’t matter if they are cute or ugly, you’re probably not getting that foot massage on the 1st date (who does that anyway?). It takes a lil bit for me to get comfortable with any chick putting her dawgs up in my face.
This all came to a head when this one particular lady accidentally scratched me with one of her toe nails during an intimate moment, you can imagine the horror!!!!
OK so “horror” is a lil extreme but I did nervously laugh as the image of a crusty toe nail scratching me distracted me from the task at hand. I’m sorry ladies but along with a great personality I do expect a lady to keep the whole package up to date.
I mean women expect men to be clean and well-groomed, so I would expect the same from the ladies. The last thing I want are claws digging into me while I am trying to put in some work. HAHA!!
Luckily for me she wasn’t too upset that I was “easily” distracted, at the end of the day she was cool about it.
At least I think she was….
If there is something to be said, “It’s On Broadway” to step up and say it!!