You better think again!!!

So we all remember the dude that ate the homeless man face down in Miami during Memorial Day Weekend, and how it was being widely reported that the cause of face eater’s behavior was due to bath salts.

Not so fast, the toxicology report came back on the face eater and the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner could only find traces of marijuana.

So causes a man to freak out and strip naked and start eating the face of another man?

I tell you what… Being A Zombie!!!!

Go ahead and laugh, but what else can explain a random act of cannibalism?

Being a Zombie!!!

Stop fighting it folks and just prepare for the inevitable, and while you stock up on canned goods and ammo remember the Zombie Rules

Also we can add to the Zombie Activity List:

6/27 – Man Eats Dog!

If there is something to be said, “It’s On Broadway” to step up and say it!!