You don’t believe in the Zombie Apocalypse….

You better think again!!!

So we all remember the dude that ate the homeless man face down in Miami during Memorial Day Weekend, and how it was being widely reported that the cause of face eater’s behavior was due to bath salts.

Not so fast, the toxicology report came back on the face eater and the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner could only find traces of marijuana.

So causes a man to freak out and strip naked and start eating the face of another man?

I tell you what… Being A Zombie!!!!

Go ahead and laugh, but what else can explain a random act of cannibalism?

Being a Zombie!!!

Stop fighting it folks and just prepare for the inevitable, and while you stock up on canned goods and ammo remember the Zombie Rules

Also we can add to the Zombie Activity List:

6/27 – Man Eats Dog!

As always….

If there is something to be said, “It’s On Broadway” to step up and say it!!

The Zombie Apocalypse!

Zombies

In recent weeks we have all read the CRAZY stories that seem like scenes straight out of the movies….

Yeah man, this shit is crazy!!! WTH, I joke about the Zombie Apocalypse often as a I am fan of zombie movies and of the TV show ‘The Walking Dead’ but now it seems real life is imitating art.   So if the zombie apocalypse is upon us then here are some simple rules to keep in mind…

There are actually 32 rules and the rest are listed here; Zombieland Rules

What’s clearly obvious is if you see someone foaming at the mouth, chewing on someone’s face, or people formerly dead walking around with decaying body parts….  RUN AWAY!!!!!

As always….

If there is something to be said, “It’s On Broadway” to step up and say it!!